so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
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Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
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I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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