fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
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You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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