her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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