how can u be prego again
I smell stomach acid.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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