Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
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Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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