he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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