you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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