i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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