I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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