I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
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Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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