i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
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Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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