Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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