My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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