I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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