She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
