She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
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Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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