me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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