I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
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I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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