there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
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He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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