it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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