THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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