4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
thus making me awesome and them whores
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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