two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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