using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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