a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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