He is such a slut. More and more my type.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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