I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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