question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
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They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
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the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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