Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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