What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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