So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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