Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
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Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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