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listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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