Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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