I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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