Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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