I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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