I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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