I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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