dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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