I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
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I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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