so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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