you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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