Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
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