The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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