Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just threw up on my dentist
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Randomize
