we have officially lost it.
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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