yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I have fence marks all over my body
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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