Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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