Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
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I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
pop tarts are not kleenex
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
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I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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