with your own penis?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
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My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
did you just send me my own nude
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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