She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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