We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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