I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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