road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
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I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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