he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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